Ship the product. Automate the work.
Pair AI models with products, keep the power on, and let your business earn. Decide what to upgrade next, not who to hire.
AN IDLE GAME ABOUT UNREASONABLE AMBITION
One founder.
Big ambition.
Absurd valuation.
A laptop. A questionable business plan. An AI empire that gets completely out of hand.
Build products, automate the income, and upgrade the room around you. The company grows. The headcount doesn’t.
No download. No sign-up. Browser preview capped at $1M.
HUMANS1
ROOMS (FULL GAME)7
NEW HIRES0
NODE 07 / ORBITAL PENTHOUSESTILL JUST YOU
BUILDAUTOMATEESCALATESTILL ONE HUMAN
THE BUSINESS PLAN
Start small.
Lose all sense of scale.
A satirical idle game for anyone who has ever looked at an AI startup’s valuation and thought, “Sure. Why not.”
Your room is your progress bar.
In the full game, grow from a bedroom laptop to server racks, a private reactor, and an orbital penthouse. Every workspace tells the story.
Make the numbers work harder.
The full game adds product synergies, optional Board Mandates, research, and milestone bonuses. Bigger numbers. Better decisions.
Cash out. Come back with Hype.
Sell your fictional company in the full game, bank Hype, and build your next empire. New company. Same employee.
SAME FOUNDER. DIFFERENT ELECTRICITY BILL.
The office
got a little
out of hand.
Original pixel-art workspaces bring your company to life. The hardware gets bigger. The room gets stranger. Someone still has to make the coffee.
Start with the laptopYOUR FIRST MILLION IS ON US
An empire starts
with one click.
Try the opening chapter in your browser. The free preview ends at a $1M company valuation. The full iPhone game is being prepared for release.
Play web preview
No real investment. No real cash-outs.
Just deeply unreasonable fictional numbers.
Before your first board meeting.
Is the web version the full game?
No. It’s a free preview capped at $1M valuation. Later workspaces, Exits, and the expanded progression belong to the full iPhone game, which is not yet released.
Does it keep earning while I’m away?
Yes, within your current offline earnings window. That window is limited; research can improve it. Come back to collect and invest in your next upgrade.
Where is my progress saved?
On your device or in your browser, not in a game account. Use the same browser and game address to continue. Clearing website data or deleting the app can remove your progress.
Does any of this involve real investments?
No. AI Billionaires is satire. Cash, company valuations, earnings, and Exits are fictional. Optional Clout purchases in the iPhone game buy in-game shortcuts and styles, not financial assets.